Thursday, January 4, 2007

I'm a loser. baby, so why don't you kill me

   In a previous entry, I mentioned a skeptical post I was having difficulty writing. I have abandoned that post. The problem was that the subject matter was entirely too technical, too filled with detailed descriptions of math and statistics. Not that I do not understand the topic, but I do not understand it with enough intimacy to speak easily about it. The result was several hundred words that sounded stilted, and oh, so boring.
   Instead, I will post this meme: my loser score.



Your Score Summary

Overall, you scored as follows:

82% are cooler, and
18% are more of a loser than you.

What does this mean?

You are a loser baby, there are only a few who out-lose you!



What's your loser score?

Sunday, December 31, 2006

There can be only one!

   Via. Dan, here are my results for the Superhero personality quiz. I think I've done this one before, but I can't remember what the result was then. Still, I don't think I can complain about this...

Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 100%
Robin 70%
Supergirl 60%
Hulk 60%
Green Lantern 60%
Superman 40%
Wonder Woman 40%
Catwoman 40%
Batman 20%
The Flash 20%
Iron Man 0%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz


   And since I was in the vicintiy Dan did it too, I did the Supervillain personality test as well...

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom 70%
The Joker 60%
Apocalypse 60%
Mr. Freeze 56%
Dark Phoenix 55%
Juggernaut 52%
Lex Luthor 50%
Magneto 44%
Poison Ivy 40%
Green Goblin 36%
Kingpin 36%
Catwoman 33%
Venom 28%
Mystique 20%
Two-Face 20%
Riddler 14%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz


   Hmm, I sense a potential conflict here. We can't both be Dr. Doom. War is brewing. A war of monumental proportions. I'd step back, if I were you.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

AWV - The year in review

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   The end of the year approacheth, and, as most bloggers seem wont to do, I am writing a year end wrap-up/best-of Aurora Walking Vacation post. Actually, I am finished writing it. This is it. Sorry, is that confusing?

   I didn't write one of these last year because my old computer broke down middle of December, and I didn't get a new one until well into February. Not that I left my dear readers entirely out in the cold. That would be quite beyond me,
Just so's you know.

   In February, I was caught speeding on my way home from Ottawa. I mean really speeding. Went to court, and entered
A plea.

Skeptical topics began taking up a significant amount of space here in 2006. An early effort in that direction was
Face in pant leg Santa Claus? A fellow AOL blogger had a question about a photograph she had taken, and I undertook to answer it. I learned a lesson that week, when my rational explanation for what appeared in the picture was met with outright hostility by that blogger. Often, those who ask questions are not really looking for honest answers. In many cases, they are simply looking for someone to confirm their existing preconceptions for them. As Dr. Carl Sagan once said, "You can't convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based on evidence, it's based on a deep seated need to believe."

   In April the AOL journaling community was hit hard by the death of one of our founding members. Pamela Hilger was blogging on AOL before the product was even officially available in its beta testing stage. Over the almost three years she was blogging, she touched virtually every person in our fledgling community. The extreme grief I felt on her passing greatly surprised me, and speaks to the strength of the bonds that we form in this online world. In tribute to Pamela I wrote
My friend Pamela, and I found a few small words.

   Later in April, I had a surprise visitor, and a skinny one at that. He stayed with me for several days, and we had a few fun adventures. I recounted them in six entries, beginning with A Tuesday story.

   Usually the saying is, "April showers bring May flowers," but this year we seemed to have a late spring, and the showers were deferred until
The frog days of summer. This is one of my favourite entries from the past year.

   Continuing on the path of skeptical blogging, I tackled people's preconceptions about Homeopathic Medicine in
Serial delusions, and took a local television station to task in Breakfast television with little or no effect. That Carl Sagan guy sure seems to have these people pegged.

   August brought a first for Aurora Walking Vacation, with a guest blogger. Well, I called her a "guest blogger," but all I really did was cut and paste an e-mail my wife sent to her co-workers, and CC'd to me. Still, it's a funny story, and she told it well:
Apparently, it's all my fault.

   Then, in September, I foolishly picked up the topic of my wife once more, in
Look at how my children play Commando in the Cul-de-sac. This entry brought a lot of comment from outside the online world, when my father mentioned it at the dinner table one night, bringing it to my wife's attention for the first time. She said she was going to write a rebuttal for me to publish as her second guest stint, but she never did. I guess the truth is just unassailable.

   October's archive is jammed full of interesting blog entries, including several controversial skeptical topics, a fun meme called
National Carry Your Camera Everywhere You Go Week, and other various and sundry offerings. In the end, I felt that the entry I really wanted to highlight here was one that explained a bit about why this journal has taken on a bit of new direction this year: Why skepticism?

   November is grey, and cold, and it seemed to me to need something to lighten the load a bit. Nothing like life to provide fodder for that. An ill-considered action is a true story of human frailty and failings. But light, you know?

   Which brings us to December, and the end of the year. Do I have an entry to highlight this month, kind of a wrap up for a year of Aurora Walking Vacation? How about this one:
There, is that 'meta' enough for you?

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Friday, December 29, 2006

CarnivAOL

   The twenty-ninth edition of CarnivAOL has been published. Yes, I know it's late this week. I blame the Turkey. Go read it anyway, OK.

Please?

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

That last hand nearly killed me

   Just saw the new Bond Flick, Casino Royale, and had some interesting (to me) thoughts about it.

   The theme song is You Know My Name, by Chris Cornell, former lead singer of Soundgarden. It is the first Bond theme since All Time High, sung by Rita Coolidge, to not be named after the movie, or feature the name of the movie in the lyrics, and only the third Bond film in history to do so (the first was Dr. No, which featured just the James Bond theme as a main title song). I liked it, and thought it led well into the movie, both in terms of the plot, and the fact that a new (and a controversial choice for) actor was in the lead role.

   It's a damn good film. Perhaps the best Bond film to date.

   Daniel Craig is a damn good Bond. I've always had a soft spot for Sean Connery in the role, but have enjoyed all of the various Bonds, including the much maligned George Lazenby. Is he the best Bond ever? I don't know. In hindsight, he looks to have truly been the best choice for the role now.

   Judi Dench: best 'M' ever. Dame, that woman can act!

   Mild spoiler below...


...


...

   Rather than beginning, the film ends with the famous line, "the name's Bond, James Bond." It's fitting both as a wink to the fans who opposed Craig's hiring - he's pretty firmly established that he owns the role at the end - and as a wind up to the plot, in which Bond's status as a double-0 operative is on shaky ground. In both cases, he's saying, "I have arrived."

   Also, why can't theaters ever get the sound right? This new theater in town started out with quite good sound, but over the last year someone has apparently been slowly inching the volume up to the point where it is now at near ear-bleeding levels. Don't get me wrong, loud is good, but speaker distortion is bad, and so was the sound at this movie. Can't wait until it comes out on video so I can watch it with really good sound, in my living room.

Peculiar nobility

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Very Lord Paul the Scattered of Chortling Chesterton
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Toronto psychic May Miller revisited

   I'm working on a year in review post, but this topic deserved it's own forum. If you recall, back in June I talked about a Toronto psychic named May Miller, who appeared on the local morning show. She made a series of predictions on that show, which I determined to keep track of in order to gauge her accuracy. And the time has come to do so...
   First, have a peek at the
list of her original predictions, and my commentary on them at the time, and then come back here and we'll have a look at just how good a "psychic" Ms. Miller is.

Prediction #1: Germany will win the World Cup.

   Strike one. Germany lost to Italy in the Semi-finals. Italy went on to win the World Cup, much to my chagrin. It might almost have been worth it for her to have got this one right.

Prediction #2: While the USA will have to contend with several hurricanes this year, none of them will be as bad as Katrina.

   Strike two. While this was not a difficult prediction to get right, for reasons I outlined at the time, she managed to cock it up completely. You see, not one hurricane touched United States soil all year. So, while she was right about the fact that Katrina would not be surpassed, the fact that the hurricane season was the polar opposite this year than last is so remarkable that her prediction, as she worded it, can only be called a miss.

Prediction #3: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will marry this year, and have another child. That child will not be adopted, but via a pregnancy.

   Strike three. Not only did Brad and Angelina not marry, they made a public statement to the effect that they have no intention of doing so. Also, Angelina, to date, has not become pregnant.

Prediction #4: Jennifer Lopez is pregnant right now. The news will come out soon.

   Nope. No news of a pregnant J-Lo. Sorry.

Prediction #5: The morning show interviewer, who is pregnant herself, will deliver her child on July 1st or 2nd.

  
Liza Fromer gave birth to a baby boy on July 15th, 2006. Another swing and a miss. Where are we, so far? Oh, yeah, zero for five.

Prediction #6: Toronto will have a bad year for shootings, but 2007 will be better due to improved enforcement.

   Again, this seemed like a safe prediction at the time, based on a record number of gun murders in Toronto in 2005, and an apparent trend toward the same during the early part of 2006. Unfortunately, for Ms. Miller at least, the trend was not borne out, and Toronto's murder rate returned this year to a normal range, more in line with 2004 and the years leading up to it. Almost half, in fact, of last year's count.
   Will 2007 be even better? It's hard to predict based upon the statistics. Toronto has seen a significant increase in gang related violence in the last few years. On the other hand, the per capita murder rate in Toronto has been declining for thirty years. So, your guess is as good as mine...or May's. Still, I have to count this one as a miss based on the first half of the prediction.

Prediction #7: Toronto need not worry about a terrorist attack.

   The wording of this one is a bit funny. Not so much as a prediction as a reassurance. Does Toronto need to worry about a terrorist attack? Our politicians seem to think so. According to US intelligence, we are on an Al-Qaeda list of prospective targets. But then again, according to US intelligence, Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, so it's hard to say what that's worth.
   In Ms. Miller's favour, we did not have a terrorist attack in 2006. However, the authorities here arrested a number of people who were allegedly engaged in planning one, which incident prompted Miller's comments in the first place.
   She would, if asked, however, say that part of the reason we need not worry about an attack is our superior police and intelligence services will prevent any future plans from coming to fruition as well. While I don't agree with her, I cannot argue based on current and past events. May gets a grudging hit on this one.

   So, Toronto psychic May Miller's final record on the predictions she made on the Breakfast Television show on June 20th of this year, is onefor seven, or just under fifteen percent. Now believers will trumpet that one hit as being proof of Ms. Miller's awesome psychic abilities, but honestly, would you pay someone for a psychic reading based upon a fifteen percent success rate? If the answer to that is yes, you deserve to be fleeced by this fraud.

   In other fraudulent psychic news, it has been five years and nine months since
Sylvia Browne agreed to be tested for the James Randi Educational Foundation's Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge, and five years and four months since she agreed to a specific and definitive test protocol. She has yet to come forward and complete the test she agreed to take. For more evidence of Sylvia Browne's bumbling, incompetence, visit StopSylviaBrowne.com.


Memes as a form of cat vacuuming

   Dan nicked this from Skatje, and since I don't have an original thought in my head, I nicked it from him. Do feel free to show your own knickers...wait...I don't think that's exactly what I meant to say.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    I haven't looked at myself in the mirror today. Should I? 

2. How much cash do you have on you?

    Zip, zilch, nada... 

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
    Floor.

4. Favorite planet?
    I was going to say Pluto, but...

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    I don't get that many calls. There's only one number on my missed calls list, and it was me, testing my son's cell phone.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
    Ring, ring.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
    What, would you recognise it if I told you? Clearly, this meme was created by high school kids who intimately know each other's wardrobes. Feel free to leave this one out if you nick yourself. I mean...oh, hell, you know what I mean.

8. Do you label yourself?
    Yes: "No returns or exchanges"

9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
    Socks. (Dan's answer, and I have to agree. Once again we come up against the teen meme phenomenon. If I wear my shoes in the house, I sleep on the couch for a night or two.) 

10. Bright or Dark Room?
    Bright. I think I have SAD.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    He's from Milwaukee. 'Nuff said. 

12. What does your watch look like?
    What do you expect me to say, "it looks like a sailboat?" It looks like a frickin' watch. 

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    Downloading porn. Go read Dan's answer, and then laugh at him. He was downloading porn, too.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    I have never received a text message on my phone. Nor have I any desire to do so. Got something to say to me? Call me and say it out loud.

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    Good question. Do we have any 7-11s in Canada?

16. What’s a word that you say a lot?
    Chickens.

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
    My wife. :D

18. Last furry thing you touched?
    My cat. (You thought I was going to say, "my wife" again, didn't you. I'm not that stupid.)

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    Popped a couple Tylenols this morning. Does alcohol count? 

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
    Last I looked,there was still an old roll of 120 in my antique Baby Brownie. I think it's been over a decade at least since I last played with it.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    Hoo, boy. In two months, I will be "the answer." So that's my answer. 

22. Your worst enemy?
    Myself. (Yeah, I gotta stick with Dan on this one, too.)

23. What is your current desktop picture?
    Up until this morning it was a picture of Santa Claus. I just changed it to this. 

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    Beautiful!

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    If by flying, you mean that silly cross legged bouncing the TM people do, I'll take the cash. If you meant the kind of flying Superman does...I'll still take the cash. Unless, you know, I could have his X-ray vision, too. That would be cool.

26. Do you like someone?
    Definitely. (I'd be pretty worried about anyone who answered this question in the negative. Yes, I know the kids mean something else when they ask.)

27. The last song you listened to?
    "Headspin" - Supernova.

28. What time of day were you born?
    Probably early morning. That seems to be pretty common. Don't feel like calling my Mom and asking. 

29. What’s your favorite number?
    I am not a number. I am a free man!

30. Where did you live in 1997?
    Here.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
    Nah. Jealousy is for babies. 

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
    Couldn't tell you. I rather doubt it, though. If I were someone else, and I were jealous of me, I'd be pretty pathetic.

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
    On my way to, and then at work.   

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
    I can't remember the last time I used a vending machine. You see, because I don't eat in high school cafeterias anymore. 

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
    Yes. If you disagree, go f--- yourself.

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
    Why would I have to get a tattoo? That doesn't make any sense. I suspect if someone was going to force me to get a tattoo, I would have precious little input on its location.

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
    Italian. Screw the French.

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
    Without a second thought.

39. Are you touchy feely?
    Yeah, pretty much. 

40. What’s your life motto?
    "It's better than the alternative."

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
    ?

42. What’s your favourite town/city?
    Rome, Italy. 

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
    Parking at the airport.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
    Last week. It was attached to a Christmas gift that will arrive quite late. 

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
     I've never tried before, but it can't be all that hard, given the appropriate tools. (No, I don't mean those guys in the pit at the Jiffy Lube.)

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
    Haven't heard tell of her for over a decade. She was getting married then, I think. No idea how that turned out, nor do I ever wonder.

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
    I only have direct knowledge about my parents' grandparents. An uncle of mine has done a significant amount of research about my father's side of the family, even going so far as to prowl cemeteries in Scotland for clues. One day I should ask him what he has found out. 

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
    Wore a suit to accompany my wife to a business Christmas party a couple of weeks ago.

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
    Got a bit of a headache. Could be caffeine withdrawal.

50. Have you been burned by love?
    Hasn't everyone? If you answered, "no" to that question, I can only say, "you will be. You will be."

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Monday, December 25, 2006

Run Rudolph, Run?

You Are Blitzen
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.

Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!

Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Merry Christmas

   I've been reading in several Atheism based blogs about Atheists' displeasure with being wished a "Merry Christmas," and I'm not sure I understand that point of view. As an atheist myself, I am quite happy to be wished a "Merry Christmas," and will immediately respond in kind. In fact, I have been known to utter the greeting myself at times, totally unprovoked.
   People might ask how, if I don't believe in God, I can participate in what is essentially a Christian Holiday. The answer to that is simple: no man is an island. I am, as much as anything else, a product of my upbringing, and of society at large. I was raised celebrating Christmas. My wife was raised celebrating Christmas. We have raised our son celebrating Christmas. And as much as Christmas - which is essentially an amalgam of several different pagan and early religious celebrations - is today, in name, a Christian holiday, the fact is, in practice, it is a secular holiday as well.
   Simply because I reject the alleged "reason for the season," should I also reject forty years worth of family tradition? Tradition, mind you, that I was brought up participating in long before anyone tried to explain the religious aspects of the day. And quite frankly, the underlying message of Christmas, that it is better to give than to receive, is a good lesson to pass along to my child, whether I choose to attach the religious trappings of it or not.
   So, when someone wishes me a "Merry Christmas," I don't pause to contemplate whether they are a believer in God or not, or how their belief does or does not affect me. I simply return the sentiment, and heartily, and sincerely wish them and theirs a very, Merry Christmas. In fact...


"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."