Because I was curious

   After talking about my wife's cousin, Giovanni, having found my blog, I wondered how much success he might have trying to read it via the Google translate service. So I pasted the previous entry into the text box there, translated it into Italian and then, because I can't read Italian, translated it back into English. This is what I got:

1:40 a.m and all gushes

   That is a flow insonne of the conciousness. Unscripted, unknown. Hell, is not to go not even to the spell-check. Been obtaining it you live, poichè fuoriesce ahead from my mind of the vapid.

   The dog cannot sleep neanche. I can be found only here for so as to wishing, staring to the ceiling and listening to its untrimmed the nail clickity-clack on the pavement of the hard wood as He covers. Lucky person, you obtain a newspaper entrance from my uneasiness. The moglie is russando, so as to it cannot feel.

   I have approximately four newspaper entrances in progress in my newspaper of the test, in varied I declare of the unreadiness and all that can make is sig.na cultured Snark. It is like a shipwreck of the train. I cannot observe via. How the cliché it is that one?

   They have become addicted to Sudoku. Incolpo of my parents. Not, it is not some editions buried long from my small upbringing of the city. They have given to Matthew the book of Sudoku of the principiante that I have taken and I read a day because they have been bored. Hour step with McDonald's guid-through every morning of Sunday for the first breakfast because it gives outside the complementary copies of the star de Toronto and they print three puzzle that day.

   We have gone Been born them that we acquire today (well, yesterday, fortune teller). I have never pointed out as put out of order Matthew is? This year is obtaining - not, it never improves not Not sapete. I will say that what is not obtaining. It is not obtaining Nintendo Wii. We were in one of I placed you of electronics in the center trades them and have made five scato them of Wii to collect into a pile in on on one console. The moglie has had to ask. The type has laughed it hardly. Not, they do not have any is some in action. Not, they will not have any of before Is been born them. , They will not have any of after Is been born them neanche. Probably not until February, we say ourselves to Therefore is obtaining the qualcos'altro.

   Moreover, we have spold nearly as well as on its stocking as we have made on its main gift. To nearly they are suffocated me when the employee has squillato on the total. That a lot, since the things that small we have in this bag? I have pointed out I have put out of order? The OH, yeah. Me memory of Second phrase of that last tip.

   Tomorrow (today, really) it will be the 20 December, the tenth anniversary of the dead women of the Carl Sagan. I have a skeptical starter shaft I am trying to write to time to include in the circle of the Skeptics of this week (if it were not two in morning point has included a connection to that - if wished one, go behind some starter shafts - will be in some place) and has wished here to publish it today in order to mark the date, but not task that can obtain made it time. It is mainly approximately for the mathematics that, that I understand very well, but that therefore it is reaming, I cannot levarselo in feet. Nevertheless, I wish rifinirlo because task that it says some important thing.

   The cursed dog is scratching to the hatch in order to exit. I have pointed out are two in point of the morning freaking? The lascerei outside, because the zucca it knows I am going to be on a moment, but are frightened that it will see a squirrell in the iarda posterior and begins scortecciare and alarm clock the neighbors. Naturally, it could scratch and gemere hardly until that my moglie did not wake up. Not sure that it would be defective.

   Originally I have written freakin in how much last tip, therefore variable it to freaking. Law various. Yeah, I know that said I it was not going to make the publication at all. I have meant after that hit “savings „. Still to be ortografico control, because I am composing in motion this here, in my newspaper of the test and the Canadian version of the software still does not offer that characteristic. We have obtained to urls described in this the last modernization to you. Which thing you have obtained?

   It has obtained hardly an email. To be just posterior part… Vat as soon as it has left a comment me. Hi Tina. Thankses for the comment. How it is Decrease currently?

   They are forgotten to me hardly that what I was going to say after.

   The OH yeah. I must say hello to the cousins Giovanniof my moglie, in Italy, to its moglie Chettina and their small girl Moraine. Uncle Mario who visits from the Sicily and says that Giovanni has found my newspaper and printed it outside so as to Mario could read it. Task Giovanni has not read same he to it, poichè not task that English reads. I could be wrong. If been reading this and been understanding it, Giovanni, it it falls an email and an opinion, “hello. „Or, “day of the good ones. „Or any.

   The small clock in of angle says 2:20, so as to it has been forty minuteren from when I have begun this. I would have to move it in on? I will be able to sleep if I try? They are the questions rhetoricals moreover cliché?

   You have noticed that I have calculated outside like rendering to the small surplus of the accent mark “and „in the cliché? Here it is a connection that I will put this evening in (this morning). Special characters of the stop Instructions to that page. An explanation that I will add: you write within the numerical code to machine while been maintaining the key “of the stop „. I have not thought that it has been declared enough clearly. It does not work in every browser, but it seems to work here. Yours it turns out to you can vary.

   To have one good night (morning). I am going upstairs harangue the dog.

modifications: we do not have need of smelling modifications

   So, yeah, I'm not thinking that'll be helping him too much. Now I'm going to go to bed. If, that is, I can convince the damn dog to come back inside.