Thursday, June 30, 2005

I need a drink

Your Aquarius Drinking Style
Aquarians and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). You have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if you get an idea while sizzled, you're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If you're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, you're too preoccupied with your duties to get combative -- and you make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, you're usually capital drink-nursers. You also make the best-designated drivers (if people can get you before you start raising your wrist). You are fascinated by drunken people and are capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

Your Signature Cocktails
Aquarians are likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. You like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue, and you would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. You also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Ashton Kutcher, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, and Elijah Wood.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, based on what you allow us to know about you... I have to agree with your alcohoroscope.  

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Anonymous said...

Know-it-all? Stubborn? You?!
    And "Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Ashton Kutcher, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, and Elijah Wood."---that sounds like a nasty bar fight in the making.

Anonymous said...

Well Paul, I guess I won't be buying you a drink at the Bar and Grill ... LOL!!

Kasey



Anonymous said...

Too funny!  I love this!  I am a scorpio and it was spot on!  I don't like "fluff" drinks.. when I drink.  Give me a Grey Goose or Belvidere Vodka Martini, straight up, shaken over ice, with a twist of lime, no onion!!!!  AND I was notorious for remembering every detail...no matter how smashed I had become!

Too bad I can't drink now except for an occasional wine - thanks to my stupid RA and meds...

This was fun though - thanks!

Dawn

Anonymous said...

Yours is almost like that of Capricorn. Must be a water sign thing. But...It's the same for every one of these things I've read thus far...where the hell is the beer??? Someone in all of the zodiac has to like beer. My mental picture of you does not include a dirty martini in your hand...or anything that invloves blue curacao. Though a shot of that to top off a mai-tai is quite delicious. :o)

<3 Rachel

Anonymous said...

I sure do have some similarities to this even though I disregard all the signs from zodiac like the plague.  It's just that I find quite a bit of me in all of the signs so I can't believe a one.  But on this hilarious entry I admit most of this fits me.  Being a firstborn, I've had know it allism from age 3, drunk or not.  I'm Irish, so am stubborn, sizzled or not.  I'm always more focused on being charming and throwing an awesome party than I am on having fun while doing so because THAT IS the fun of it for me - and forget combative unless I'm standing up for something I really believe in.  

I can certainly nurse a drink.  I'm likely to have the same drink for hours on end quite often and that's enough to send me on a trip from here to eternity since I don't drink often enough to hold any liquor.  I'm fascinated by all people except those who annoy me and the reason I would hold a fascinating and interesting conversation with a drunk is-- you can always get the truth out of a drunk unless they are completely over the top.  So you can find out anything you want to know about them at that point and forget why you are so bored out of your mind if you haven't been drinking while with others who are... & because I don't drink hardly ever, it's certain that I would be a great Designated Driver but only half of the time.  I've usually left the scene of the drunk and disorderly by the time they want to go home because I need to get drunk to stay or am too bored to stay.  If I have to get drunk to stay then I'm usually too drunk to drive anyone anywhere let alone myself.  Fun entry- thanks for sharing.
Lisa    

Anonymous said...

Wow...I always knew that we Aquarians could keep our heads when all around are loosing theirs.  Nurse a drink, ye gads....my hubby claims I would have to start drinking three days before him, just to catch a buzz! I do like my Manhattan's though its the first one that rough, then it's all gooood....Maybe this is why you make such  great bartender for the Bar & Grill?...It's 1/4 to 3 and no one in the place except you & me...set em up Joe......Sandi  

Anonymous said...

ok, although I do not agree with it. Here's mine.

Your Taurus Drinking Style

You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk.
When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede...
A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.

Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world
This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no.
You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

Your Signature Cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.
 
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock.  

Anonymous said...

'Black and Blue' shot--- 1 oz. Blackhouse; Pour in 1 oz. Blue Curacao over that. Mix slightly. Enjoy in limited numbers.

<3 Rachel