A replicator of cultural information that one mind transmits (verbally or by demonstration) to another mind

   I'm not even gonna really think any more. I'm just gonna keep ripping off the stuff that Dan has ripped off from someone else. Did that sentence make any sense?

     Here's a meme [Dan] swiped from Miss Jackie's journal Waiting to Exhale. 

1-What do you want people to say about you when you die?: I really won't care, you know, being dead and all.

2-How long does it take you to get ready to go out?: Let's go!

3-If you were an animal what would you be?: I am an animal. I am a human being.

4-What's your biggest fear?: Fear itself.

5-What’s your most prized possesion?: My Canadian First Edition Hardcover copy of Guy Gavriel Kay's novel Tigana. No, wait. I lent that to someone andthey never returned it. Damn!

6-What’s the funniest word you can think of?: "Real psychic."

7-Do you get along with your parents?: See? Every one of these things has at least one dead giveaway question that proves it was written by a teenager. Of course I get along with my parents. I'm over 40 years old. I long ago let go of any teenage angst I had over that.

8-What do you look for in the opposite sex?: Great...tracts of land.

9-What was the most difficult thing you had to do?: Take my pregnant wife home from the emergency room after being told the the child she was carrying was no longer alive.

10-If you were given one day to live what would you do?: Being an evil atheist, I'd probably go on a mad killing and raping spree.

11-If you could relive any day of your life either for good or to change it what would it be?: I would have worn a different shirt on school picture day in 1983.

12-What's the worst feeling in the world?: Losingsomeone you care for.   The best?: This is AOL, remember. PG rated journals. Sorry. Use yourimagination.

13-If you could meet anyone who ever existed who would it be?: "Holy Mary Mother of God"   why?: To ask her who really knocked her up.

14-What was the meanest thing you ever did as a little kid?: Mean? What are you talking about? I was a little angel.

15-What have you learned about love?: Yeah, right.

16-How have you changed in the past year?: Well, according to my annual check up, I've gained seven pounds... 

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