Sunny day

::Ah, what a glorious day. Nothing
like a Muskoka chair in the sun::





::Muskoka chair?::





::Yeah, that's what this type of chair
is called. It's named after an area
of central Ontario that is chock full
of beautiful lakes. It's where many
Ontarians, and even a good number
of New Yorkers and people from other
north eastern states have cottages::





::Hey, you want a Canadian?::





::A Canadian?::





::Yeah, I think I got a couple cold
ones in the fridge::





::OK, is this the Canuck version
of that old "do you keep pop in
the fridge" joke?::





::No, it's a beer. Molson Canadian::





::Oh. Well, I don't drink beer::










::No, honestly, I don't like beer::





::Dude, don't say that so loud. I don't
want the neighbours calling the
Mounties, and having you investigated
as a "person of interest" due to being
distinctly "un-Canadian," OK?::





::Doesn't like beer. What the hell
did you get me into, Tee?::

   This is one of a series of posts featuring Flat Scalzi. To read about Flat's visit from the beginning, start here.

tags:Humour, Flat Scalzi