I wish I had a camera.

  Today I had to run into the grocery store to pick up some veggies for the chili I'm making tonight. Just outside the entrance to the store, up high on the wall, were two signs. One read: No Loitering. The other was the classic red circle with a diagonal bar through it superimposed over a picture of a cigarette: No Smoking. Directly beneath those prominently displayed signs was a group of about eight store employees, just standing around, with lit cigarettes in their hands.
  It's not Ironic, but don't tell Alanis that.